Submitted by JO

The outhouses at the Farmer’s Market are sucio.

They are not clean, the toilet paper runs out and it’s just a bad scene.

Who is in charge of these things and how can they be asked to take charge?

Can someone tell me what is the deal with this house?

This monstrosity on PCH?

How many square feet is that thing?

This is the kind of house that should be in Beverly Hills or Montecito - behind trees.

This house is completely out of whack and out of line with Malibu.

And there are rumors they film pornos in there.

How did this get approved????!!!

Make it make sense!!!!

SUBMITTED BY HC

Remember how Beetlejuice felt about Sand Worms? “Whoa , sandworms. You hate ‘em, right?”

Well that’s how I feel about chain link fences.

Where are we, Brooklyn? Are they reshooting West Side Story or something?

I’m from Brooklyn - from Coney Island - Malibu isn’t Brooklyn.

Malibu is beautiful by land, sea and sky and anything that detracts from that beauty should be subtracted.

Removed.

If I’m elected it is my vow to….

Oh wait I was elected.

Well I’m gonna do everything in my power to do away with these chain link fences that are a blight on the landscape.

Maybe replace them with art projects? Murals?

Yeah, that could be the ticket.

If you wish to air a grievance email

grievancesmalibu@gmail.com

The office of Haylynn Conrad will do their utmost to solve it.